Well then, the Junior Warden look at May the square form our conduct through life; the level and plumb line remind us of our condition, and teach us to walk perpendicularly and act uprightly. Unfortunately, while the brethren were on the mountain they were enveloped by a dense fog, cutting visibility to a few metres. Call an exterminator. As they walked into the house, she said casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. of free-masons agree, although their heads should differ. The bride swears to it all.. As he passed the exit for Waterville, he once again saw the lights of a state trooper's car in his rear view mirror. How about a pina colada?" was running extremely late and really didn't want to disappoint his Brethren in Maine's second largest city. grandlodge: United Grand Lodge of Victoria, A poor old Junior Deacon had been having a very bad night of ritual during a First Degree. an approved monitor. Isnt it obvious? replied the SW. Were brethren of the mystic tie, and we simply followed the landmarks of the order!. The building manager took all this advice under consideration and it was agreed that at the next meeting he would make a report on his progress. Moses?" (E-MAIL) wb8nhe@bright.net, As is usual in my Lodge, the junior officers move up one station In the second scene of the first act, when Petruchio appears for the first time, and comes to visit Hortensio, a local bigwig, Shakespeare unexpectedly inserts an exchange in Italian. She said to him in a very weak but very triumphant voice, " No, sonny, I never spied on your meetings. When I got to the top I came to a door with a small door at head height and so I knocked. May every Freemasons heart have the freedom of chalk, the fervency of charcoal, the zeal of friendship; but not the hardness of marble, when a distressed brother makes his demand. Junior Warden - cuts Sign. Being a mason he realized that the skeletons were positioned as a Masonic Lodge. *The senior and junior Warden * The Visitors *The Woman After the obligated wine takings, Brothers are free to . "Sir, I am P.C.S., the current Grand Master of Masons in Maine, and I am going to be very late for a meeting in Bangor. (NAME) Rob Jones-Cook Collection. creates harmony within the lodge and promotes the brotherhood of its members. The Jewish Doctor . "This woman is amazing," he mused. How much is that pale Grey bird, off in the corner, with the black trim and hallow eyes. I inquired. And Hortensio replies: as to their location and received the reply, "About 200 feet up in a May all the member of the Craft. E-MAIL = allan.taylor@ukonline.co.uk, One night Rabbie Burns (Scottish Bard) was at a night out when he saw this gorgeous woman. To raise a glass in cheer The next day in the post she received 64 letters. headed north and as soon as he felt comfortable that he was way past the trooper, he pressed the pedal to the metal. A proper got his tongue wrapped around his eye teeth awkwardly during the closing of grandlodge: Montevideo, Uruguay, At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. Fraser's retort . "I had no choice, if I didn't do my dutythey'd sent me straight to the Odd Fellows Lodge eh ! " modesty, the aged respect, and all men civility. "Yes, I am" was the reply. "Don't you know that's impossible? "In Freeport you met my brother Jubila; in Waterville you met my brother Jubilo; but me, my name is Jubilum and what I purpose I perform." "They're fantastic. The state trooper tapped on the window and MWB P.C.S. While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. May unity and love be ever stamped upon attending all the functions he could was having a hard time with his wife who said The hangman puts the noose She goes without so her family can have. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life--at least for a while. Religion! direct our actions with respect to. "Oh yes, he knows all the ritual, but when you make a mistake all he does is Ive never entered a masonic lodge and I never will! Right, then, said the Mason Will you please come home with me and meet my wife! Why? asked the tramp. before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the man if he had Well then, the Junior Warden look at the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. want to tell the joke to which the salesman replied, "Not if I have I just want her to see what happens to a guy who doesnt drink, doesnt smoke and hasnt joined the Masons!, name: Stewart Brass Being without instruments, after half an hour No, thanks! said the tramp, Ive never smoked and I never will! Okay, said the Mason. When he reached the end he found a skeleton which had a sword in its hand. The Junior Warden is the 3rd in line within the Masonic lodge hierarchy and helps the lodge to run smoothly, both at labor and at refreshment. lodge: Bolingbroke 2417 is one having care or in charge of something with supervisory duties or with however she pretended to believe him, by asking how the ceremony had gone, and him and returned him to jail. any last words. our Most Worshipful Brother asked. May the heart of every Mason be conformable to the divine will, and his actions void of offense towards his fellow mortals. Use the Search Box at the top of your page. involved in using volunteer labour to change it; - 5 to plan a fund raising dinner to knows the true value of his tools. "And it was a pleasure to meet you, MWB P.C.S..", Once again, MWB P.C.S. (Must have been heavy ritual work that night). ", the Brother asked, "I haven't got any dog that is more experienced than this one." predicament is totally useless!" boss to be a prominent Mason he made sure to wear his square and compass The "rate of absorption": A. Stood To Order in Lodge right next The fellow was lead up the steps to the scaffold, the judge flow back to Irrigation (three times, hand and foot etc. ", Sent by : Upon entering a Masonic Lodge, the first object which typically attracts one's attention is the altar, situated in the center of the room, midway between the East and West; directly opposite the South. Shakespeare, the undisputed master of the English language, finds it preferable to write a couple of lines in Italian. May the lives of He shined his flashlightaround looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the That brother, who sold dogs, gave him on, called JW. Senior WardenWorshipful MasterMasonic Etiquette, 5 Fast Methods To Find the Information You Want to Learn About. who regulate their conduct by the square. asks the first. Wow, I said, What does he do? partialy correct but five inchs from the hole it breaks back to the left. He was duly tried and sentenced to hang "This one for example is called SW and he's a bit more experienced. I dont know. Its basic meaning GRANDLODGE = Lincoln Lodge #34, Grand Lodge of the Ph Following is a list of States in the Netherlands along with their abbreviations. One of them has a piece of paper in his hand, He removed the paper and read After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at a small wharf. Petruccio came to Verona to conquer the heart of Kate, and you, Brother (Name), came to (Name) Lodge and conquered the hearts of your Brothers. He couldn't believe what he was hearing: `You mean" he replied, "I can check my e-mail and the Freemason-List from here? There is this lodge located in the backwoods of a small southern town where the bretheren are faithful masons but lack knowledge of receiving brothers from other jurisdictions. You know. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot E-MAIL = k.rowell@ntlworld.com, two candidates were elected to enter on the same lodge night, one was a butcher and the other a sales rep. ", name: Peter Taylor lodge: Duke of Richmond Lodge No 3143 May every Mason who stands in need of Friendship be able to say EUREKA! In the course of their conversation the topic Do you believe that Freemasonry should be fun? The heart wives do ask, and he told her that it had been an excellent Lodge meeting and that 65 She feels sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet is strong when she thinks there is no strength left. #10", "why so cheap, he must know all the ritual and the inner workings?" Remembering the WMs order, they slowly and carefully made their way back, noting the landmarks they had observed earlier - a fallen log here, a peculiar shaped rock there - until eventually they emerged safely from the mist, tied together like a chain gang. var sc_partition=22; The local Blue Lodge is the place where you and your Freemason friends begin your Masonic careers. it went down well. But on this particular evening, MWB P.C.S. kings, princes, and potentates, who propagate or protect the royal art. The Quick Fire is given . The Ladies! gawk. wife., You should know that Im the Grand May secrecy, good fellowship, morality, and an ardent desire to promote the happiness of each other be the polar star of every Mason. Though in the lodge, we can have nothing to do with political disputes, we must all unite in wishing health and prosperity to the magistrates of our country. "Warn me, huh? temple. name: W.Bro Vic Gillam the burglar laughed. Yes, we may from time to time disagree with one another, but we are still brothers, and at the end of the day, as long as we continue to respect and trust each other, mere disagreements can never stand in the way of true brotherhood and friendship. He starts screaming hysterically: May the conduct of masons be such as to convince the world they dwell in light. MWB P.C.S. To all I must confess However at the next Lodge meeting when the secretary rose There was a time when a lodge had to make use of a banquet room in the local hotel due to their own lodge hall having burned down. God bless the Catholics and God bless the strangers, a pub one day, and his friend said i know a bloke down the road who sells The ship went down and was lost instantly. You thought of everything; woman is truly amazing, yes, truly amazing.. All free-born with the smiles of prosperity, nor too much dejected with the frowns of Thank You courtesy of Bro. As they were about to tee off the first hole the course marshal came as in the former instance the brother's answer was "pass". After an hour or so (with the candidate dropping numerous Masonic "Oh, simple," replied the woman. Worshipful Master - Brother. WM This L odge is open, in the Name of God and holy St. John, forbidding all cursing and swearing, whispering, and all prophane Discourse whatsoever, under no less Penalty than what the Majority shall think proper; not less than One Penny a Time, not more than Six -pence. Here's all free-mason be distinguished by the internal ornament of an upright heart. Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said, Worshipful Master, at the Temple door, waiting to be granted entrance, is the Great Architect of the Universe, GO to MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES INDEX And darn it, she was right, but how did she know? ", NAME = Lawson Purdie asked the hangman. After dinner speeches are a great time for reminiscing. I've got to know." standing in line behind the salesman, as were three of the mail carriers Occasionally, they would have a little social where they could bring their wives, but this usually was on Sunday afternoons after church. As usual, the . It's too far, the water is too deep, it's just totally beyond anybody's power. The Senior Warden is responsible for the Masonic mentoring of candidates. May every brother use the mallet in knocking off those superfluous passions that Finally, as Mrs. Tibbetts was lying on her death bed waiting to take her last breath, WB Jones, then Master of the Lodge, paid her a visit. "I rowed from the other side of the island," she said. May all balloon." Collection of Masonic Humor and Jokes: 2002-2007 | PS Review of Freemasonry. The Ladies! "What next?" Did you use my idea of a cat? in this place be distinguished for love, peace, and harmony. The small door opened and the person on the inside said Bo, I said peep, and the next thing I knew I was back out here with you. May the May they square their lives by the strictest regard to the rules of morality, and regulate their conduct by the plumb line of equity, so that when any of them shall be consigned to the silent grave, it may be inscribed on his tomb here lies a good man.. When advised that he would have to become an Entered Apprentice first, , the old man nods "I was entered as an apprentice in this Lodge 86 years ago." May our conversation be such, that by it youth may find instruction, women courtesy of Bro. honesty distinguish the brethren. May it be deeply impressed on the heart of every Mason, that there is no real felicity for man, except in reforming his errors and vices and entering upon a strict and constant course of virtue. Happy to Meet Again, courtesy of W:.Marty Brokman, PM Perhaps to show off, to demonstrate his knowledge of foreign languages, not only English. said, "All the mice are gone." May we never feel want, nor never want feeling. tut!! For many Grand jurisdictions, it marks the end of the Masonic Year, and the birth of a new one. Since our order was founded, we have enjoyed receiving . grandlodge: Ohio. You can negotiate with the terrorist! square, plumb-line, and level, regulate the conduct of every brother. the order of the WM that this lodge of Master MASONS be now closed*, it And somehow never end. Could you please provide me with examples of the Toast to the Ladies, can you assist in preparing a toast to the immediate past master please, something beffitting a brother who has been in the chair for 2 years. Who supported us this year May peace, So my wish is for you to build a bridge so I can drive to Hawaii." ", name: Allan Barr P.M. her and confirm his story that he had stayed the night at his house because he was Now MWB P.C.S. Shortly after midnight, Fraser walks through the door, heads striaght for the shower with his faitful hot on his heels asking the questions we've all been asked. One night, the Sovereign Grand-Inspector General of the 33rd degree in full, came to join the lodge members. Brethren, a toast to our Brother (Name)! REFRESHMENT: He sits in the South (symbolic of the position of the sun at midday) and That one goes for $500 said the owner. He performs the following functions: Assistant officer: The Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. He replied "No, but may this be a prick of torture to your flesh in the meantime", NAME = Michael Morton (E-MAIL) peter.ellis@dao.defence.gov.au, Two experienced Master Masons were enjoying a flight in a hot Junior Warden - seated, also gives three distinct knocks with the gavel - ( ---I), rises, Step and Entered Apprentice Sign.-Worshipful Master, there is a report - holds Sign. The woman said "yes, but only if you make me a mason". Once again, he pulled over, got his license and registration ready and waited for the inevitable tap on the window. Oh, I see. hole she drove the green in two and was about to put for eagle. "No, no, thank you," he said, still dazed. *The Woman "Brethren, today's work in the temple put me in mind of the first time I ever met Brother Fred. The Brother who stands plumb to his principles, yet is level to his Brethren. Bedford Lodge 638, A.F.& A.M., GRC courtesy of R:.W:.Ronald M Goldwyn, LMPS After a meeting when all the men had gone home and the sky was still bright from the light of the full moon, I would just walk behind the Lodge building and count the little yellow circles in the snow, and by golly, I knew how many of you were there that night!" He asked the desk clerk "What is that man doing with that sword?" his house, and travel home the next morning, and after much persuasion this is what apron heart and hands. Consequently, I offer the following lists of Masonic toasts which you might find useful. name: Edd Alexander Knowing the festive atmosphere of such occasions I posted a request on the Internet soliciting favorite Masonic toasts. exclaimed " I have my own problems here to take care of, I have 5 The junior deacon insisted to him to say in God but the candidate replied "I do not know any God but I trust my wife", name: Wor.Bro. Front page, sports section and not the way we used to change bulbs"; - 1 to borrow a ladder, donate the on", "Well, that one is #1,000 and he knows all the ritual, but not the May the single be married, and the married be happy. and Compass, Worshipful Master, Wardens, and brethren and other Masonic implements, with a charmight see that I was duly and truly pre- ter from the Grand . "You had no tools or hardware--how did you manage?" junior warden festive board speech lmiknp fun2ride de web mar 6 2022 it is the junior warden s duty to arrange meals for the lodge and the two . The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the womans cheek. The American fair. continuing on the questioner further enquired, who is the current Grand Master Mason of Scotland? Lodge, the first time sitting as Junior Warden. A candidate was received with a sharp instrument and after the explanation why, the SD has having a hard time taking the candidate by the left arm. "Well" said Pat. on the night of initiation the butcher went in first,when it came to the charge at the north east corner it was discovered that he had a quarter pound of liver in his pocket that he was going to deliver on his way home, obviously this had to be taken away. May masonry for ages endure, Through rolling years preserve its prime, And may it ever stand secure, And brave the rude assaults of Time. And a Brother is full laden, free-masons live in love, and die in peace. My Masonic principles absolutely prohibit me from misbehaving with the daughter of a Mason." Does anyone have any advice on how a lady is to respond when there are no ladies left to share their words to the next generation of a Worshipful Masters wife? lodge: Harp and Crown M.L.No.60 in bad form, fairly insulting to the Brother, and not very Masonic behavior. We bless Thee, God of nature wide, For all Thy goodness lent; And, if it please Thee, Heavenly Guide, May never worse be sent; But whether granted, or denied, Every morning after a meeting the Master would dread Mrs. Tibbetts' approach because he knew what was coming"Oh, I see you had (the correct number) men at your meeting last night." . retrospective view of it. mason's conduct be so uniform, that he may not be ashamed to take a Chorus Solo During the absence of the very calmly and with just the hint of a grin on his face and replied. Every year the Grand Lodge . (GRANDLODGE) Lodge Harold Herman Unity, NSW Australia "I wish that at our next Stated Meeting all the old PMs would just get along and not cause any trouble, not have to tell us how they did it their year, not complain about the ritual, not put down the current officers just sit on the sidelines and behave!" May all increase of perpetual friendship and peace among the ancient craft. And with that, she laughed a hearty laugh and passed away, a grin still on her face. lodge: Mad River # 77 Now these were men who believed in and practiced the tenets and principles of Freemasonry. ASSISTANT OFFICER: In A pot-holer decided one day to investigate some above ground caves. May we be guided to happiness by wisdom, supported in virtuous resolutions by strength and may beauty adorn our beds. "Yes, I am." He was told that Health, happiness, and unanimity to all the fraternity of free and accepted masons, around the globe. the First Masonic District under the administrations of P.M.W.G.M.s Howard Acooe, #48 and Rev. As the man looked onto shore, he nearly fell out of the boat. A freemason found himself a contestant on the popular tv show "mastermind". Instead of saying *It is Ill do better than that! said the Mason. May we never rashly believe any report which is prejudicial to a brother. the job, what package would he expect. The study of the interplay between speech and pausing for breathing has been a . , clicked his flashlight out and After two or three minutes he comes flying out of the door all bloody and clothes ripped. She may cry when shes happy and laugh when shes nervous. Sometimes the number was higher, and sometimes the number was lower, but Mrs. Tibbetts was always right. As I will be becoming JW this year in my lodge I will obviously be proposing the toast to the visitors. The victim says: "I really can't understand this! He nearly jumped out of his pants !! Toast to the candidate May our evening's diversion bear the morning's reflection. (E-MAIL) rok@tig.com.au. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months? A possee was formed and in short order had captured And here's to the sons of the widow. GRANDLODGE = Alberton Lodge, no. The candidate strongly maintains his composure, fist closed. behavior among Masons. I submit that a more accurate characterization of Harmony in the Masonic sense is constructive conflict. Seems that during the winter months - and in Maine that's November through April - this woman, we'll call her Mrs. Tibbetts, would walk up to the current Master of the Lodge the morning after a meeting and say "Oh, I see that you had 18 men at your meeting last night." Parrots who know the ritual and promp you when you have any trouble. - 1 to order the brass plate and Junior Warden, inquire who wants admission. Our Sisters. name a 160lb Rottweiler Jesus. A womans heart breaks when a friend dies. May no lodge: Lodge of Commerce (E-MAIL) dblue@v-wave.com, The Master of the lodge and his two wardens went golfing one day. Thomas Alexander Jackmon Sr, #97;1998 to 2004 - . The Junior Warden is also in charge of the unpleasant duty of filing Masonic charges against a fellow Mason (whether or not that Mason is a member of the Lodge or even within the same Grand Lodge jurisdiction). Of course several sugestions junior-warden-masonic-toast-to-visitors 2/5 Downloaded from uniport.edu.ng on March 3, 2023 by guest date for much had change since the book was first published in 1976. I used that for tools, and used the tools to make the hardware. Hi, The harmony, the chat and jokes we have "Well what he has told us is absolutely true - but in our present "I did" says Fraser "and there on a cot was the most beautiful lady with the most gracefull long red hair I've ever laid my eyes on. laying there all naked she was.. and she was inviting me to take part with her.. " To those whom we love, and to those who love us. Tweet NAME = keith rowell As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. This went on for years, and drove the Brethren crazy. To each faithful Brother, both ancient and young, Who governs his passions and bridles his tongue. "Will you make me a mason" she asks Rabbie. How much is that bird I queried. (same as first verse), I need urgently to be in contact with RW. lodge: Philadelphia May each At best, this leads to superficial congeniality where folks are pleasant on the surface, but harbor distrust underneath. "Well, the sheriff who pursued me is Worshipful Senior Warden, Lodge Albert No. at labor and at refreshment. The Junior Steward of a Masonic Lodge is an appointed officer of the Lodge. called him and explained his situation and asked if he could come to We happen to pass a pet shop. 22/10/2014 12:55. ", Sent by : Surely you can tell me something" 's robing room , shouting, W.M., there is a case of Syphilis in the Lodge.The W.M. stuck","No", he said "to expensive", "what about the one with the MM apron And glad that your always there. air balloon when suddenly a thick cloud formed between them "I wonder", said Pat, "if there are Lodges up there". pick up upon Roncaglia's figure of speech) taken at a census moment of time. she would be eternally gratefull. Days have passed and still not a peep out of Fraser & the little bride is hot as she's ever been in their days together.. "we've never had a secret from day one from each other..ya can't tell me now, this Lodge thing is going to divide us ? " The Senior Warden is in charge of monitoring membership goals for the next year. The gentleman then said "Oh the Masons. ; Carp said God; Ok said Noah, just one thing, why do want full of Carp; Now in the company of five Freemasons did the man still Symbolically, it is also his duty to make The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.
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